Happy Halloween!

October 31st, 2008

Today is Halloween – probably the greatest holiday ever created. Girls dress like skanks, candy comes in fun sizes, and I can wear a cape without getting strange looks. Also you’re almost guaranteed to get some action. If you can’t get laid on one of the big party nights — Halloween, NYE, St. Patty’s, Mardi Gras, or Cinco de Mayo — then you can’t get laid period. Good luck out there!

A look at Halloween past:

2006: Vinnie Paul’s Greatest Fan

This was a fun year. Although it was balls cold in St. Louis I went with just the Pantera t-shirt and no coat. It’s the first time I celebrated my love of metal in costume form.

(I’m still looking to add the pictures for these next two)

2003: Old Lady Piggyback and Elvis

My brother Brandon and college roommate Jon pose in their costumes. I’ll always remember this as the year Jon and I both lost our IDs somewhere in the bars of Springfield, MO and never found them again. While wearing costumes with no pockets we just decided to “hold our IDs and cash in our hands all night”. Seemed perfectly reasonable at the time.

2002: Superman

I’m not sure if the girls thought the molded foam abs were real but they flocked to the Superman costume. Every girl in the bar wanted a picture with me. This was not a bad year.

Halloween Playlist