What You’re Searching For
September 5th, 2008
I was going through my Google Analytics report recently and I noticed some strange keyword searches on Google. Here are a few choice ones:
- “tasteless and offensive” net nanny
- dugong for sex
- model reading boobs
- manswers sailors had sex with sea animal
- sailors have sex with sea cows
- video of karen allen’s tushy
You guys are some sick puppies. I don’t know if I should make fun of you or feel bad that these searches brought you to my site. Actually I think my next goal is to have the strangest keyword bring back my site at the top of a Google search. Call it an experiment in SEO. We can find out once and for all if SEO really works.
Get ready to see this phrase peppered throughout my next few posts: Dr. Orangutan C Buttlove is seeking a playdate on the Sunset Strip. I can’t wait to see my referrer report getting even stranger!
*** Update ***
Well that worked.
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5 Comments Add your own
1. Melody | September 5th, 2008 at 9:59 am
One of my favorite things to do is read the google search phrases for the month - especially when I was over at news-bitch.com people search for disgusting things, don’t they?
2. Nick | September 5th, 2008 at 10:04 am
People do search for disgusting things but I certainly wouldn’t want to see a list of the things I’ve searched for in the past month!
3. Matt | September 5th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Nice… I am still waiting for the day when it says “Surf Control: Access Denied” at ND.com. That is when you know you have made it.
4. Allison | September 5th, 2008 at 10:51 am
No joke. Someone found my site by googling: Laef sex.
That’s all i have to say.
5. Nick | September 5th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
@Matt - I’m not going to lie that’s my ultimate goal
@Allison - Maybe you should take this opportunity to stop writing about your disgusting sex life. Good lord this is why I don’t bother to wash the sheets when you two come to visit!
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